The stories and legends behind each of our products and ideas. We'll also include photos of our favorite pours or art as it comes up (within consent, of course).

Stories & Legends!

King of Femme Domme Chess

King of Femme Domme Chess

All hail the King, The Mighty Ute. Our final, and most prominent Femme Domme Chess piece, is the King of kings. The Mighty Ute stands 10" (25cm) tall at full...

King of Femme Domme Chess

All hail the King, The Mighty Ute. Our final, and most prominent Femme Domme Chess piece, is the King of kings. The Mighty Ute stands 10" (25cm) tall at full...

Priestess

Priestess

Appearing in our Femme Domme Chess collection as our version of the Bishop piece, this Priestess wields her magic against any who threaten the family. As a poker sex toy...

Priestess

Appearing in our Femme Domme Chess collection as our version of the Bishop piece, this Priestess wields her magic against any who threaten the family. As a poker sex toy...

Our Bludgeonesse

Our Bludgeonesse

Standing in as our Queen of Femme Domme Chess, The Bludgeonesse stands tall and heavy with a large, flat face to bludgeon any dissenters into submission. As a "fealer," impact...

Our Bludgeonesse

Standing in as our Queen of Femme Domme Chess, The Bludgeonesse stands tall and heavy with a large, flat face to bludgeon any dissenters into submission. As a "fealer," impact...

UteBuddiez!!!

UteBuddiez!!!

Teh UteBuddy finger puppet! Is uterus with feet and little backpack... that you can wear on your finger.... or a pen. :D These are exclusively manufactured in platinum-cure silicone and...

UteBuddiez!!!

Teh UteBuddy finger puppet! Is uterus with feet and little backpack... that you can wear on your finger.... or a pen. :D These are exclusively manufactured in platinum-cure silicone and...

Cowpolk Hats "fer wearin' on yer bits"

Cowpolk Hats "fer wearin' on yer bits"

Yeehaw! It's a wearable fer yer genitals! This Cowpolk Hat is inspired by Artemis herself. As a "wearer" sex toy, they are made exclusively from platinum-cure silicone. Originally intended to...

Cowpolk Hats "fer wearin' on yer bits"

Yeehaw! It's a wearable fer yer genitals! This Cowpolk Hat is inspired by Artemis herself. As a "wearer" sex toy, they are made exclusively from platinum-cure silicone. Originally intended to...

Dun dana nun dana nun, The Cow-girrrrl!

Dun dana nun dana nun, The Cow-girrrrl!

Riding in to replace the knight for Femme Domme Chess, this Cowgirl is saddled up to protect the herd. Made from platinum cure silicone, the full size of this toy...

Dun dana nun dana nun, The Cow-girrrrl!

Riding in to replace the knight for Femme Domme Chess, this Cowgirl is saddled up to protect the herd. Made from platinum cure silicone, the full size of this toy...