Welcome! If you are not an adult, please leave.

We are the Shy Deity of #dongnation. Our adult-oriented toys, sculptures, game sets, and other novelties are hand-made from a variety of safe materials (see product description or FAQ page for more information).

We are matriarchal, an ally, and we promote Safe-Sane-Consentual (SSC) play.

Thank you for visiting us today, and we hope you find something fun to add to your collection!

Have fun and be safe,

- Mistress Ivory & the Safety Cowboy.